The following is a work in process! If you have ideas or find a bug (which are abundant), feel free to let me know here!

Please separate words with underscores and use all lower case! You have matches in your pocket and your friend has been acting as if they are hiding something...

You're trapped in a dungeon with your friend.

You see a barrel. What do you do?

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GRAAHG GIVE ME BUTTONS INSTEAD OF THIS SLOP!!!11!111!11! (this is currently demonstrating the illusion of free choice and is broken. Bandersnatch ahh)